APRIL FOOLS DAY AND TOM'S ENGAGEMENT IS REALLY GIVING ME FITS

I AM TRYING REALLY HARD NOT TO DO SOMETHING HERE TO GET BACK AT TOME FOR ALL THE STUFF HE'S PULLED ON ME OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS

I'M NOT GONNA DO IT, I'M NOT GONNA DO IT!!!
I'M NOT GONNA POST PICS OF TOM IN THOSE BAMA BOXER SHORTS THAT HE USED TO WORK IN THE SHOP IN. I'M NOT GOING TO MENTION HOW BROKEN HEARTED STRETCH IS NOW THAT HE'S LOSING YET ANOTHER ONE. I WILL NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT MATT TICE IN A TUX OR EVEN A CLEAN SHIRT.
I AM NOT GOING TO TELL ANYONE THAT I VISITED WITH TOM AND MARLA TODAY AND OBSERVED THE NESTING RITUAL IN PERSON

OR HOW TOM WAS ACTUALLY WEARING CLOTHES WHILE HES WAS DOING AS MARLA SAID "TRYING TO MAKE ME HAPPY". JUST NOT GONNA DO IT, ESPECIALLY IF ALL THAT IT TAKES TO MAKE MARLA HAPPY IS MOVING FURNITURE

I AM HAPPY FOR TOM SINCE THAT IS ABOUT ALL HE CAN DO WITH HIS ADVANCED AGE.
I WILL HOWEVER EXPRESS MY CONGRATULATIONS TO TOM AND HIS CHOICE OF LADY AND EXPRESS MY CONDOLENCES TO MARLA FOR HER CHOICE IN MEN
ONE I QUESTION, ONE I DON'T, GO FIGURE
BE HAPPY MARLA AND TOM YOU ARE A LUCKY SOB...
JAY