A police officer was cruising along behind a car that kept
increasing his speed. The officer finally puts on the lights
after the guy reached 75MPH in a 40 zone. It still took
awhile before the guy pulled over. After he was stopped the officer approached the car and asked for driverss license and
registration. It was real close to shift change for the officer
and he really didn't want to make an arrest. He went
back to the driver and said "If you can give me one good
reason as to why you were speeding I'll let you go with
a warning. The driver said " well officer it's like this, my
wife ran away with a police officer last week and I
thought you were trying to bring her back.
Hersh
