[CobraDan]

A man enters the confessional and says: " Father, it has been one month
since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for
the last month."
Nookie Green seems to be very popular with my male parishioners the priest
thinks. This is the third confession today. Then, he tells the sinner, "You
are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been
two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice
a week for the last two months." This time the priest has to ask, "Who is
Nookie Green?" "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."
The priest leaves the church wondering, who in the world is Nookie Green?
The next morning in church the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon,
when suddenly a gorgeously tall woman enters. All the men's eyes fall upon
her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the
priest. Her dress is green and way too short with matching
shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boys gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes
and dress, sits with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the
altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?" The altar boy's eyes are
popping out of his head, as he replies, "No, I think it's just the
reflection off her shoes."