[CobraDan]

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing
next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
says, "Seven feet tall, 350 lbs., 20" penis, testicles 3 lbs. each, Turner
Brown."

The small guy faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels
down and brings him aound by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks,
"Are you okay?"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you just
say to me?"

The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured
I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm seven
feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., have a 20" penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs.each,
and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God!!!! I thought you said "Turn Around!".