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A man goes to visit his grandfather in the hospital.

"How are you, Grandpa?" he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?", asks the grandson.
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep okay?"
"No problem at all -- nine hours solid every night. At 10:00, they bring me
a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet.....and that's it. I go out like
a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to
the floor operation counter to question the Sister Superior in charge.

"What are you people doing?", asks the grandson. "I'm told you're giving my
95 year old grandfather Viagra on a daily basis. Surely, that can't be
true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10:00 we give him a cup of
hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot
chocolate makes him sleep like a baby and the Viagra stops him from rolling
out of bed."