[bliss]

Someone has finally explained the reason why baby diapers have brand
names such as "Luvs" and "Huggies and Pampers" while undergarments for
old people are called "Depends."

You see, when babies poop in their pants, people are still gonna
Luv'em and Hug'em and Pamper them. However, when old people $hit in
their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will.

Glad to get that straightened out for you.

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