[CobraDan]

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he asks says that she is the pharmacist and that she and her
sister own the store, so there are no male pharmacists employed
there. She asks if there is something that she can help the gentleman with.

The man says that it is something that he would be much more comfortable
discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assures him that she is completely professional and whatever it is that he needs to discuss, he can be confident that she will treat him with the highest level of professionalism and
dignity.

The man agrees and says, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have
a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe
embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it?" The
pharmacist says, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returns, she says, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we
can do is 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3000 a month living expenses.