I am glad that someone came in with some spam to lighten up this topic
There is a solution to all of this: Reduce the world wide population to that of about 1850 as an agrarian society with today's farming technology (keep the tractors, etc.) Fossil fuel consumption goes to almost nothing compared to today since the farmers continue to feed the same number of people per acre but there are far fewer people to feed. Somehow I don't think that is going to happen.