Hold on my friend, when did being old become an insult? I pride myself on being a miserable old SOB. Me thinks that folks that point out our advanced years are actually trying to excuse their own lack of assperience just like Justin Bieber when he pled "I'm just a kid!" to excuse his childish antics.
We may be getting so old that we may forget and end up loading our pants, but when we do remember to go, we at least know front to back is the bestest way.
...just sayin