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Originally Posted by rodneym
ME! At least when it comes to a Cobra  |
A/C in car without a top? You're killing the environment anyway.
Radio? The music today sucks. You must listen to the symphony of your chimney-smelling sidepipes.
Cup holders? Real men and women just put their coffee cups between their legs and drive.
GPS/Navi? No iPhone huh? Anyway, real men and women don't need directions. They always know where they're going. It's a Zen thing.
P/S? Come on, you know your flabby arms need some exercise. And Cruise Control? You know your flabby calves and weak tendons need the same help as your flabby arms.
Heated seats? Your butt (gluts in trainer's talk) is your body's biggest muscle. Big muscles aren't wimps. They can take the chill.
Automatic transmission? Real men and women don't flick buttons on a steering wheel or just let the car shift for itself. Think of shifting the transmission manually as mental exercise to ward off the onset of dementia.