[CobraDan]

A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about puss*, and their bitc*. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a puss*?"
The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a puss*."
the son then asks "What's a bitc*?"
The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a bitc*."
The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a puss*?"
The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Son, this is a puss*!"
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a bitc*?"
The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"