Positive attitude...
Saturday night a friend of mine gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital. ICU, tubes up his nose & down his throat, wires monitoring every function, a hell of a pain over his left ear, and an absolutely gorgeous nurse hovering over him. It was obvious he'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at him deep & steady and he heard her slowly say, 'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'
He managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your breasts, then?'
NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE.
Why those old time remedies worked...
