[Dave Samson]

A young white trash couple are having sex in a muddy corn field
one evening. The fellow asks, "Honey, could you check to see
if it's in you or if it's in the mud???" She reaches down and
checks. "It's in the mud," she tells him. "Well,... could you
put it back in???" She puts it back in and they continue having
sex for a while before he asks again, "Honey, could you check to
see if it's in you or if it's in the mud???" She checks again
and says, "It's still in me, big fella!!!"

"Ummm,... could you put it back in the mud, please???"