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Old 09-13-2014, 09:31 AM
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[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAkrzEqHHyA"]60 000 HP "Shockwave" FIRST JET RACE EVER[/ame]

Maxine on "Driver Safety" -- "I can not use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."

Maxine on "Lawn Care" -- "The key to a nice looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man" -- "All I'm looking for is a guy who will do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution" -- "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging" -- "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."


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