[bliss]

After both suffering from depression for a while me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.

But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “Screw it, soldier on!”
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I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing!

I panicked. I did not know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11:30.
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