[xlr8or]

First grade...true story:

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three
Little
Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first
pig
was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.She read,
"...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of
straw and
said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw tobuild my
house?'"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that
man
said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...
Holy
****! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10
minutes