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Wrong Email address
A YOUNG MARRIED COUPLE, ABOUT TO TAKE THEIR VACATION TOGETHER, WERE FORCED
TO BY THEIR JOBS, ARRIVE AT THEIR VACATION SITE IN FLORIDA A DAY APART.
THE HUSBAND, WHO ARRIVED FIRST, DECIDED TO SEND AN E-MAIL TO HIS WIFE FROM
THE HOTEL. HE SENT THE E-MAIL EVEN THOUGH HE WAS UNSURE OF THE EXACT
ADDRESS.
MEANWHILE, A FAMILY IN A SMALL TOWN SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA HAD JUST LAID THEIR
ELDERLY FATHER TO REST THE PREVIOUS DAY. HIS WIDOW, THE GRANDMOTHER, WAS
CHECKING HER E-MAILS FOR SYMPATHY CARDS, WHEN HER CHILDREN & GRANDCHILDREN
HEARD A LOUD SHRIEK. THEY RUSHED INTO GRANDMA'S ROOM AND FOUND
HER INSENSIBLE ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF HER COMPUTER.
THE E-MAIL THEY SAW ON THE SCREEN READ: " DARLING, I JUST ARRIVED! I AM
LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW. BOY! IT SURE IS HOT HERE!"
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Dan Wulff
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
(No doubt, most will blame it on the donuts.)
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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