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A young Arab boy asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."

"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father.

The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?

His father replied, "These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning our feet in the desert."

"So tell me then," added the boy.

"Yes, my son?"

"Why are you living in Dearborn Michigan , and still wearing all this sh^t?
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The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence....

Molly put up her hand and said,
"My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating...."

The teacher said,
"That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating...."

Sally raised her hand....
She said,
"My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated...."

The teacher said,
"Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate...."

Little Johnny raised his hand....
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before....

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him....

Johnny said,
"My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight...."

The teacher sat down and cried....