Good News - Bad News
The CEO replies: "I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $2 million."
The CEO replies enthusiastically: "Well done, that is very good news indeed!
You've made my day; now what is the bad news?"
The lawyer answers: "They are pictures of you in bed with your secretary."
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Crazy ex-girlfriends - like a box of chocolates.....
They'll kill your dog.
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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah that's the one"
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Meanwhile, just off the main road in Idaho...
