A guy was driving down the highway with his blond girlfriend when she said to him, 'I think those people in the car next to us are from another country.
'Why is that?' he said.
'Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, ...'stit ruoy su wohs'.
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My son asked me what it's like to be married.......so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.
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A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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