[bliss]

Husband: Why are there broken condoms on our couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names.

Bonus......

Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?

Because its full of Arab semen.

Also...

A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender: "Twenty shots of your finest tequila, please."
The bartender is surprised, but obliges. The man then goes down the line, taking shot after shot, back to back. The bartender is amazed!
"Wow! I've never seen anyone drink like that before!" says the bartender
The man says: "Yeah, well, when you have what I have, you'd drink like that too"
"Well, what do you have?"
"A dollar."