Want to attract big ladies?
Things men do that upset women....
1. Lie.
2. Be honest.
3. Not talking to them.
4. Talking too much to them.
5. Not showing any emotions.
6. Being too emotional.
7. Breathing.
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When it comes to money, you can't win. If you pursue it, you're money hungry. If you keep it, you're a miser. If you spend it, you're irresponsible. If you don't get it, you're a failure. If you don't try to get it, you lack ambition. If you get it without working for it, you're a parasite. And if you accumulate it after a lifetime of hard work, people call you a fool who missed the meaning of life!
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