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A Doctor was walking down the street and saw Little Johnny with a bottle of iodine that he was spilling on the sidewalk.
The Doctor said to him, "Son, you shouldn't waste that iodine, I put some on a lady this morning and she passed a baby."
Little Johnny looked up and said, "Hell Doc, that's nothing, I put some on my dogs a$$ and he passed a motorcycle!"
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Dan Wulff
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
(No doubt, most will blame it on the donuts.)
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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