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Five Undeniable Facts

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize

that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.



2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having

a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.



3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of

mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.



4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,

Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but

will grab whatever is available.



5. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live

longer than the men who mention it.