[CobraDan]

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over
at
his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I
bet
your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to
fire
up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?".