Bonus...
The neck pillow I was using on the Greyhound bus turned out to be an adult diaper somebody left on the seat.
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The Boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he
wasn't getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
"I'm the Boss!"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had
taped a note to the sign that said: -
"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"