It was my birthday last week. My wife asked me if I wanted oral sex or a new pair of shoes. I went head over heels.
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A friend of mine has a trophy wife. She obviously didn't win first place.
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My son used to check under the bed for monsters. So once I hid under there - so he'd see me and laugh. Anyway, child therapy is expensive.
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Sorta funny....
