[bliss]

My wife is a sex object.

Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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My doctor recommended I work out with dumbbells, so I asked my wife and her sister if they wanted to go jogging with me.
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My neighborhood watch group is having a meeting about the creepy guy. I wasn't invited.
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URGENT WARNING!

If you get an email titled "Nude Photo of Hillary Clinton" — for God’s sake DO NOT open it!

It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton.