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English is weird..

It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
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A traveling salesman is riding through the countryside when his car breaks down. He walks to a nearby farmhouse and asks to use the phone.

The farmer tells him, "We ain't got a phone, but I'm headin' into town tomorrow an' you kin spend the night here. O' course you'll have to sleep in the same bed as my three sons, here."

And the salesman says, "Wait a minute. I'm in the wrong joke."

The farmer adds, "And an outdated one, too. Nowadays salesmen jes' carry a cell phone."
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Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?

A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.