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My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70!!! Bollocks to this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"I've got the big C, "he said.
"What, cancer?"
"No, dyslexia."
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