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I know some of you old folks have been wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies," and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called "Depends”.

Well here is the low down on the whole thing:

When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em, Hug'em and Pamper ‘em.

When old people do it, it "Depends" on who's in the will.

Hope that was helpful.
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Just remember:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.
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You can always spot a guy who masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. One of them will have a wedding ring on it.
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I was diagnosed with anti-social behavior disorder, so I joined a support group. We never meet.