A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He asked a girl in a university library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied in a very loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy, he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responded in a very loud voice, "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S ROBBERY!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy then whispered in her ear, "I study law and I know how to screw people. Have A Great Day!"
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