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I was looking through the microscope at my wife's DNA and I thought, "These genes make her look fat."
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I love a girl with a trimmed bush. It makes it easier to look into her window at night.
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Sometimes my secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her blouse during our lunch break the other day when she said, "Remember, you have a wife."
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I wake up with wood, my wife wakes up with wouldn't.
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The reason women ask so many questions: They have an extra "why" chromosome."
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The postman left me a card today to let me know my package was too large. I like compliments.
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A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another recent study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.
Not bad.
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