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After spending fifteen sexually starved years in an asylum, an inmate escapes.
The first female he runs across is a washer-woman hanging up the institution's laundry to dry.
He takes her, satisfies his urges and dashes on to freedom.
The local newspaper ran the following headline:
"NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS"
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Dan Wulff
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
(No doubt, most will blame it on the donuts.)
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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