[Rog246]

A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Haiti could enlarge your breasts without surgery. So she decided to go to see Dr. Bumbutu in Haiti to see if he could help her.

Dr. Bumbutu advised her, “Every day after your shower, rub your breasts and chant, ‘Scooby, doobie, doobies, all I want is bigger boobies!”

She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup breasts

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, “Scooby, doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked: ‘Are you by chance a patient of Dr. Bumbutu?’

“Yes I am”, she said. “How did you know?"

He winked at her and whispered, “Hickory, Dickory, Dock…