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Old 07-24-2015, 08:15 AM
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I've been known to seize the day…

...but mostly I just hug it like a tired boxer holds onto his opponent when he knows the fight's almost over.
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Human Resources came up with a cool new term for things I like to do at work. They call it "inappropriate"
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Desert Island Diary – Day 1

4:15pm: Got one call out of my cell phone before it died, now I wait.

5:25pm: That pizza is definitely free!
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So a young lawyer is sitting in his office when the devil appears in front of him.

"I've got an offer for you" the devil explains

"Go on...." Says the young lawyer

"Well from here out your practice will grow 10 fold, your partners will all respect you, your clients will all love you, you'll have a golden tongue with any jury, you'll get all the vacation days you could ever want, and you'll live to be 100" replies the devil..."all I ask is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and your children's children's souls rot in hell for eternity"

The lawyer leans back in his chair and inquisitively asks, "what's the catch?"
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