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Bruce comes home from the pub and sees Sheila watching Gordon Ramsay's cooking show on the telly.
Bruce says; "What are you watching that **** for? You can't cook to save your life!"
To which Sheila replies; "So what? You watch porn movies, don’t you?"


A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"



THE NEW AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

Australians all let us rejoice
The weekend now is near
We've worked all bloody week for this
Dear God let's get a beer.
Our desks abound in paperwork
Our hands are stained with ink
In desperate stage, we'll fly the cage
Advance to Friday drinks!!
With joyful strains, destroy our brains
Advance to Friday drinks.