Women say their number one fear of online dating is the guy will be a serial killer.
Men say their number one fear is the woman will be fat - because hacking up a fat woman into tiny pieces is A LOT more work.
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My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil I still don't know how much she charged him though.
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A man was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door.
There were two sheriffs there. He asked them if there was a problem.
One of the sheriffs asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says, "I sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality, and is a good cook too."
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