[Rog246]

As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport , President Obama strides out to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.

They are driven in the Queen’s new gleaming million pound Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 19th century State landau pulled by six white horses.



They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering people along the way.

When suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard across the Realm.



The smell is so atrocious they both use handkerchiefs to cover their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but, the Queen and the President do their best to ignore the incident.


The Queen politely turns to President Obama and says,


"Mr. President, please accept my deepest apologies, I’m sure you understand there are some things even a Queen can’t control."



Obama, politely responded in his Presidential way and said:


"Your Majesty, please don’t give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."