We had random drugs testing at work today…
but couldn't decide which one was best.
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I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year…
only 13 to go.
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Asked my girlfriend to act like a “naughty school girl”…
so she forged a note from her mom saying she didn’t have to participate.
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"...
is terrible advice for a recovering alcoholic.
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What is the capital of Greece?
About $10.
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Great punt return....
