Looking forward to hunting season but I do have a question.
If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a buck? I mean, maybe he'd always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. Yet on the inside he'd always known he was truly female.
I'm just wondering if the game wardens will buy it.
Our society and the Supreme Court does!
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Boarding planes in Israel!
...What a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the 'spare'
seat announcement!!
It's hard to beat Israeli technology!
TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security
device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but
will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of
this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of
long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you
hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce
a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"
BRILLIANT !
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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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