My wife just had plastic surgery....
I cut up all her credit cards!
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I'm starting to get self-conscious about my body odor.
On my last two dates the woman sprayed me with perfume before we had sex. I can't quite place the brand but it had a distinct sharp peppery smell.
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Girls mature faster than guys…
Men don’t usually develop breasts until their 50’s or 60’s.
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Minimization...
