[CobraDan]

KFRA prominent English Doctor was visiting an American hospital. During
his tour of the floors, he passed a room where a male patient was openly,
vigorously masturbating.

"My God," said the visiting MD, "that's disgraceful. What is the meaning of
this?"

The doctor leading the tour explained. "This man was diagnosed with a
serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't
relieve himself in this manner at least five times a day, he has to endure
incredible pain and the potential rupture of his testicles."

"Yes, of course," replied the visiting doctor, as if he was quite familiar
with the condition.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a male
patient a blow job.

"Good God," said the doctor, "How do you explain this?"

The American doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."