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A young lady who taught the sixth grade was recently married to a fellow who loved to hunt and brought home a deer every year. The teacher thought she would fix some venison steak, cut it into cubes and let her class sample the meat since it's somewhat different from everyday fare. So she goes to class the next day and let's the kids eat the meat. When they all had a chance to taste it, she asked " What kind of meat do you think this is?" A girl in the back said, beef. No, she said. Another girl said, chicken. No, try again. A boy said, pork. No she said, I'll give you a hint, it's what your mommy calls your daddy when they go to bed at night. A boy in the back of the room yells out, "spit it out you guys, it's an asshole".
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