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Old 08-29-2015, 09:03 AM
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This is how fast the space probe is......





It's that time of the month when my wife is miserable and you can't go anywhere near her. She'll be okay in a few days though: that's when I get paid.
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My wife stopped pretending to have orgasms years ago. That's OK with me - it meant I could stop pretending I cared.
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Assisted suicide ?

Oh, you mean marriage.
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