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I put a pedometer on the other day and was pleasantly surprised to learn that I walk about 6 miles per day with all my wanderings. That works out to about 42 miles per week. I couldn’t believe that I was getting that much exercise.

Then I started thinking about other things that affect my health and realized that I drink about a case of beer per week. I was thinking that I need to cut back a bit when my high school algebra kicked in. A case of beer is basically 2 gallons. I divided that by the 42 miles and figured that I get about 21 miles per gallon. That’s not so bad with a chassis this old.
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What women like....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in gasoline and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a baseball bat shoved up his butt.
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