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The New 2015 Ford



Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for
women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the
'Clitaurus'.

It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it -
let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do
it.

Rumour has it though, it can be a real ***** to start in the morning!

Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it,
you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and
horribly expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but
eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight
typically increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the boot increases, but say
that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is
best to lease one, and replace it when it becomes troublesome.