Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.....
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A man goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back?"
The doctor replies, "Try coming home at 3 in the morning!"
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How many nails to make a lesbian's coffin?
None - it's all tongue and groove
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My wife said she'd kill me if I ever said my ex-girlfriend's name during sex. I did it last night and nothing happened. But then, I was with my ex-girlfriend.
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Just wondering:
Do gun manuals have a "trouble shooting" section?
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Meanwhile, at Taco Bell....
