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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting
room at the veterinary office. One of
the dogs was hanging its head and
sighing. The dog looked depressed.
The second dog turned to him and asked,
"What are you in here for, buddy?"

"I'm in big trouble," he said. "My owner
has a really nice sports car with leather
seats. I just love to go for rides
in it. Well, the other day, he took me
for a ride and I was so excited, I peed
on the nice leather seat. Now he's having
me put to sleep."

"I know how you feel," said the second dog.
"My owners have a beautiful, expensive oriental
rug. The other day they were late getting home
from work and I just couldn't help myself.
I **** all over their nice carpet and ruined it.
They're having me put to sleep too."

Both dogs turned to the third dog in
the waiting room. "So what are you here
for?" they asked.

"Well", said the third dog, "my owner likes
to do her housework in the nude. The other
day, she was vacuuming and she knelt down to
vacuum under the sofa and I just couldn't
help myself. I hopped on her back and had
the ride of my life."

The other dogs nodded in sympathy.

"So she's having you put to sleep too, huh?"

"No," said the dog, "I'm having my nails clipped."