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An old man, Mr. Smith, resides in a nursing
home. One day he went into the nurses' office
and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.

Nurse Jones, realizing that Mr. Smith was old
and forgetful decided to play along with him.
"It did? I'm sorry to hear that." she replied.

Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down
the halls at the nursing home with his penis
hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw
him and said, "Mr.Smith I thought you told
me your penis died."

"It did," he replied, "today is the viewing."